Warning - Some posts may cause choking, spitting of beverage and /or a severe giggle fit. This advice brought to you by regular reader Louisa.

Friday, 18 April 2014


P is for Pants

When something is making you frown
And things are getting you down
There's no need for rants
Just say 'its all pants!'
(And now I can't think of a noun).

Actually, DON'T ask me... Original Image

Thursday, 17 April 2014


O is for Oops

I generally fall over fresh air
It's something that I do with flair
Alone or in groups
I usually say 'oops'
As a klutz, I am beyond compare!

This is me!!! *nods* Original Image

Wednesday, 16 April 2014


N is for Nothing

Midnight is just minutes away
And I find I have nothing to say
I probably won't boast
About this pants post
But as long as I blog, it's okay!!

Nothing, nada, zilch... Original image.


Tuesday, 15 April 2014


M is for Minions

According to certain opinions
In order to rule my dominions
I'll need more than me
To run them smoothly
So I'll have to find me some minions!

This is what I need!! Original image.

Monday, 14 April 2014


L is for LOL

The silliest of things can amuse
Your sense of control you can lose
But laughing out loud
Is always allowed
It's a tonic to chase away blues!

Original image

Saturday, 12 April 2014


K is for Knobbly

I've given up aiming for slim
I'm just not made to be thin
From bits that are wobbly
To knees that are knobbly
I'll brazen it out with a grin!

Original image

Friday, 11 April 2014


J is for Jumping

I'm not much of an exercise freak
I'm more likely to play hide and seek
I suffer a lack
Of Jumping a Jack
So sadly, my joints tend to creak... 

Nope, that's definitely not me... Original image.

Just made it again!! Pesky late night shifts... *mutters*